Since people are earning supernormal profit in telling jokes in this blog, i shall enter the market and join in the competition!
To answer Mr. Tan's question, i have found the answer
Q:Why did God create economists ?
A:In order to make weather forecasters look good.
Q: How many economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Eight. One to screw it in and seven to hold everything else constant.
There are many variations on the light bulb joke, and all can be found in the site listed at the bottom of this post!!!
More jokes!!! (from the same site)
Talk is cheap. Supply exceeds Demand.
TOP 5 REASONS TO STUDY ECONOMICS
1. Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible hands."
2. Economists can supply it on demand.
3. You can talk about money without every having to make any.
4. Mick Jagger and Arnold Schwarzenegger both studied economics and look how they turned out.
5. If you rearrange the letters in "ECONOMICS", you get "COMIC NOSE".
For more jokes (really high in supply)
visit http://netec.wustl.edu/JokEc.html
and credits to the above sites
-Nicholas-
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